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Debate halls are the new gladiatorial arena

                                       

Are we shocked that debate victories are always handed to the person who steps into debate halls as if it’s a gladiatorial arena? No.

Are we sickened by the display? Of course we are! But moreover, we also aren’t. The trainwreck of watching one “calmly” irate candidate go for blows while the other takes it all with a smile is beautiful misery to us mere commoners.

Because let’s say it, politics is personal. To us politicos, the ones on the sidelines taking shots every time ” job growth” is mentioned- not so much- but to most people, politics is a button-pusher. And rightfully so. We all have our buzz issue. The thing we feel everyone should care about. And when the antithesis of our beliefs are espoused by others- wow.

This happened last night and of course it made liberals wrongfully angry with their “Jimmy Carter” candidate & it made conservatives wrongfully arrogant of their anti-populist candidate.

Tell me, how many times did Gov. Romney watch the movie “300” before entering the proverbial ring? how much gogo juice was consumed?

We should all give Mitt a hand though, for doing his best Maximus Deridius impression without actually jumping over his podium and taking Lehrer out in order to “say one thing”.

The spin is this. Mitt Romney wins! Because Mitt Romney was loud, and interrupted the moderator. He was abrasive and spoke out of turn which reads as passionate. He was rude to the president, you know- everything that the Republicans had been wanting him to be, UNpresidential. And way to look it, Romney!

Mitt Romney didn’t need solid facts because Mitt Romney gets to speak louder. Mitt Romney doesn’t have to defend his statements about half of Americans in this country because presidents are not allowed the luxury of those “petty” arguments. And are they ever? Why are we so confused by Obama’s performance?

Are we not entertained?

Media is a beautiful and scary thing. The notion of “liberal” media? Even more genius!

Let’s be honest though- would we have granted the President the audacity to stomp Mitt Romney down without hearing about Obama using some entitled respect as a tyrannical gavel to stop opposing thought?

Do we think that we could hear about Barack “Hussein” Obama coming out into a political debate fists swinging without hearing about how the “populous” doesn’t view his “aggressive” behavior as presidential? When has America taken pride in an “aggressive” black man?

The mere idea that the president is somehow going to storm the hall and argue about the direction of the country is laughable. And what? Project the image of insecurity by overly (and aggressively) defending his own policies? Project the idea that he doesn’t know what he is doing? That he is NOT in control? 

Debates are boxing beauty pageants. Who can eat the most punches without looking the most bloodied up?

Unfortunately, most politicos knew how this debate would spin… because there was only one way it could. but we sit silent. Thinking america knows this too. But you don’t, do you?

Now there is only one other way to watch the events unfold for us- for Mitt Romney to continue seizing at the mouth every chance he gets on stage and for us to realize that the behavior is a front of desperation. A least plea if you will. 

I think we have every expectation that the president will get stronger as each debate continues because he should’ve been strong to begin with but let’s say what we all know to be true- Barack Obama cannot now nor has he ever afforded the luxury of going full gladiator.

And why? Because society has made this glass of steel president who lives in a box of unreasonable expectations.

So lest we forget next time our POTUS takes a beating with a look of empty exasperation … this is our doing. Pat yourself on the back.

It’s really shocking that Mitt Romney’s campaign team has had such a hard time making the “down-to-earth Mitt” message stick… really, really, shocking.
As for the people’s vote- well, Mitt Romney has a different definition of “people” altogether so he isn’t really all that worried. And the “people” that fall under his definition, well, they aren’t too worried either.

But let’s be honest, Mitt’s a down-to-earth, run-of-the-mill, average Joe. I mean, what group of pals doesn’t have a picture of themselves eating/surrounded by money? 


See, it’s completely normal.

It’s really shocking that Mitt Romney’s campaign team has had such a hard time making the “down-to-earth Mitt” message stick… really, really, shocking.

As for the people’s vote- well, Mitt Romney has a different definition of “people” altogether so he isn’t really all that worried. And the “people” that fall under his definition, well, they aren’t too worried either.

But let’s be honest, Mitt’s a down-to-earth, run-of-the-mill, average Joe. I mean, what group of pals doesn’t have a picture of themselves eating/surrounded by money? 

See, it’s completely normal.

Nancy Pelosi channels Pat Robertson, ” I know something.”

YAY!!! I know things that you dont know! YAY! And I’m not telling!


Earlier this month Pat Roberston tried so hard to become relevant in the presidential race that he actually went on television and claimed that God bestowed unto him the knowledge of who the next President of the United States will be. But then he didn’t tell us. 

Today, Nancy Pelosi tried to become so relevant in the presidential race that she actually went on television and claimed that she knows who will NOT be the next President of the United States. But then she didn’t tell us how she knows. but she REALLY REALLY knows.


via realclearpolitics:

John King, CNN: “You make your case there passionately for President Obama. But also understand that this is a tough reelection climate for any president, Democrat or Republican in this economy. Because of your history with Speaker Gingrich, what goes through your mind when you think of the possibility, which is more real today than it was a week or a month ago, that he would be the Republican nominee and that you could come back here next January or next February with a President Gingrich?”

Rep. Nancy Pelosi: “Let me just say this. That will never happen.”

King: “Why?”

Pelosi: “He’s not going to be President of the United States. That’s not going to happen. Let me just make my prediction and stand by it, it isn’t going to happen.”

King: “Why are you so sure?”

Pelosi: “There is something I know. The Republicans, if they choose to nominate him that’s their prerogative. I don’t even think that’s going to happen.”

Oh you “know” things do you?

Hooray! Nancy Pelosi finally knows something!

Things President Obama will say to make us feel warm and tingly during The State of the Union address.

Maybe Mr. President will sing another Motown song or read an excerpt from Go the Fuck to Sleep in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice to give the nation’s collective boredom a break. Maybe he will end by throwing up a metal sign \m/ and begin extrapolating in great detail on how he is going to crush Newt/Romney/Santorum this year… but who cares about those establishment cronies. Everyone knows Ron Paul is taking Florida… which is why he won’t be attending the primary in FL or even running ads.

Find 10 more facts about the nation’s economy at ThinkProgress:

1. Since the last SOTU, the economy has created 1.9 million private sector jobs. [Source]

2. The top 1 percent take home 24 percent of the nation’s income, up from about 9 percent in 1976. [Source]

3. Private sector job creation under Obama in 2011 was

BREAKING: Harry Reid Cancels Senate Debate Over Protect IP Act

“In light of recent events, I have decided to postpone Tuesday’s vote on the PROTECT I.P. Act.

“There is no reason that the legitimate issues raised by many about this bill cannot be resolved. Counterfeiting and piracy cost the American economy billions of dollars and thousands of jobs each year, with the movie industry alone supporting over 2.2 million jobs. We must take action to stop these illegal practices. We live in a country where people rightfully expect to be fairly compensated for a day’s work, whether that person is a miner in the high desert of Nevada, an independent band in New York City, or a union worker on the back lots of a California movie studio.”

Should I tag this “winning” or would that be too obvious?

President Barack Obama did something that most people do everyday, all the time, in the shower, while taking a walk, and after too many beers during karaoke night at your local bar… He sang two lines of a song! He really IS one of us. Not the cold, aloof man we’ve been trying to make you believe he is for 4 years now.

(Source: think-progress, via barackobama)

the internet broke! I’m preemptively blaming Eric Holder.

These two mock your internet shenanigans.

 ”Listen, if you make Fast and Furious go away I will help KILL the internet!”

Yesterday was the largest protest in online history to prevent another irksome Texan from screwing up America and our greatest pass time… the internet. 

As you know, SOPA (stop online piracy act) totally blows (thanks for helping, Chris Dodd). But the reason you probably already knew that is because unlike the legislators trying to pass SOPA, YOU actually use the internet and all the trimmings this vast porno hub comes with.

If you were living under the proverbial rock (bridge) or your dial-up connection was busy yesterday, you lucked out, because the internet was semi-broken. Everything was blacked-out and pseudo-censored and alarming and scary. You couldn’t read anything because “reddit” went dark. Even if you could read you still couldn’t see the Google logo so you didn’t know what day it was or what the day meant or if days even existed anymore, so why bother reading?

In laymen’s terms (that simpleton) if your website is deemed “illegal support of copyrighted material (this means you, YouTube)”, under SOPA, US Attorney General Eric Holder will hunt you down and smack the proverbial shit out of you! That’s so close to being a police state just thinking about it makes me want to black bloc something. After hunting you down and censoring the crap out of -or altogether killing - your site Eric Holder will sleep with your lover while making you watch, take all of your beers and neuralyze you. (ala Men in Black.)

The good news? No more videos of lonely girls singing Alicia Keys songs into the camera. 

Senate votes January 24th, 2012. Make your voice heard.

What Is SOPA? Here Are 5 Things You Need to Know | AlterNet

the definition of “foreign infringing sites” is too vague. As it’s written now, they argue, the bill will fundamentally alter the relative freedom with which the Internet currently operates. What’s certain is that it’ll add a level of supervision to the Internet that’s never existed before.

Who’s opposed to SOPA? Basically, every website that you visit regularly. Most notably, Wikipedia, Craigslist, and Reddit, along with at least 200 other websites, have chosen to go dark in opposition to the bill and to help educate users about its potential impact. But the list doesn’t stop there: Google, Yahoo, YouTube, and Twitter have also publicly opposed the bill. The White House has also announced that should the bill reach President Obama’s desk, he will veto it.

How would SOPA work? It allows the U.S. attorney general to seek a court order against the targeted offshore website that would, in turn, be served on Internet providers in an effort to make the target virtually disappear. It’s kind of an Internet death penalty.